Headline News - Weird Al Yankovic

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[00:10.52]Once there was this kid who

[00:15.55]Took a trip to Singapore

[00:17.69]And brought along his spraypaint

[00:20.38]And when he finally came back

[00:25.67]He had cane marks all over his bottom

[00:34.28]He said that it was from when

[00:36.87]The warden whacked it so hard

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[00:53.31]Once there was this girl who

[00:58.33]Swore that one day she would be

[01:00.77]A figure skating champion

[01:03.31]And when she finally made it

[01:08.38]She saw some other girl who was better

[01:17.19]So she hired some guy

[01:19.43]To club her in the knee cap

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[01:46.73]They got paid for their sound-bites

[01:51.83]And sold their

[01:53.62]TV movie rights

[02:00.04]And then there was this guy who

[02:05.13]Made his wife so mad one night

[02:07.42]That she cut off his weiner

[02:09.86]And when he finally came to

[02:15.19]He found that

[02:18.45]little Mr. Happy was missing

[02:24.14]He couldn't quite explain

[02:25.93]It had always just been there

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